No Regrets

I might not remember what my name is in sixty years; but, I sure as hell will remember that I had a good time.

awkwardrabbit:

failstun:

tltty:

hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order

they are the order

I’d like a piece of that ass

jillbiden:

So I guess the KKK has said that they think Westboro Baptist Church is going too far with picketing the funerals of the children.

You know you’ve gone too far when the KKK thinks you’re going too far.

Jesus.

whorizonwireless:

you are currently a ‘basic bitch’ please upgrade to ‘premium bitch’ for only 3 payments of $19.95

epic-humor:

zayngatsby:

all i do on this website is scroll and hold in my pee

princessbubblgum:

im at my sister’s and i made myself pizza and i went to go get the pizza cutter from the drawer and i had the option between a normal pizza cutter and this

pizza: the final frontier. these are the voyages of the sauceship entercrust. its five-year mission: to explore strange new cheeses, to seek out new pizza toppings, to boldly slice where no pizza cutter has sliced before.

agentsokka:

moriartyisaprincess:

Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

this is seriously one of the best movies ever

firsthome:

Henrik Bonnevier

watercolor wall

• You: "Everybody shut up." *picks up phone* "Hey mum."
• Friend1: "HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
• Friend2: "come back to bed"
• Friend3: *various sex noises*
• Friend4: "tell her I said hi"
• Friend5: "Aye! Pass The Weed."
• Friend 6: *blasting out curse words*
• Friend 7: "PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON"

shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

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