hot waiters make me nervous & forget what i want to order
they are the order
I’d like a piece of that ass
So I guess the KKK has said that they think Westboro Baptist Church is going too far with picketing the funerals of the children.
You know you’ve gone too far when the KKK thinks you’re going too far.
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all i do on this website is scroll and hold in my pee
im at my sister’s and i made myself pizza and i went to go get the pizza cutter from the drawer and i had the option between a normal pizza cutter and this
pizza: the final frontier. these are the voyages of the sauceship entercrust. its five-year mission: to explore strange new cheeses, to seek out new pizza toppings, to boldly slice where no pizza cutter has sliced before.
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
this is seriously one of the best movies ever
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”