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I might not remember what my name is in sixty years; but, I sure as hell will remember that I had a good time.

jodiamandis:

sehboofs:

that one time a guy from my school was sent home for wearing a skirt and everyone wore skirts as a protest the following school day

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That’s beautiful

fivetail:

fivetail:

did you hear about the alcoholic who switched to starbucks

it didn’t really help, he still drank a latte

menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

menstruate:

welcome to the real world asshole

cordeliafoxxofficial:

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You can’t escape followers, i’ve already glued the door shut

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Nice try followers, but I replaced all the glass with rubber.

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Too late followers, I’ve already cloooggged all the toooiiiiillleeeetttts

beforeaaronseyes:

When people say size doesn’t matter of course size matters, no one wants a small pizza.

unimpressed2chainz:

if you don’t remember actively wishing for a t-mobile sidekick you aren’t old enough for friendship w/ me